Mitch Hedberg on Dreaming

"I hate dreaming, 'coz when I wanna sleep, I wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, y'know? Like, there I am, lying in my comfortable bed in my hotel room, and it's beautiful -- next thing you know, I have to build a go-kart with my ex-landlord. I want do dream of me watching myself sleep." --Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together